If you walk in to a store literally right when they’re supposed to close and KNOW it for a fact because you asked if the store was closing, keep them open for 20 extra minutes to try on 10 different things, and only buy one thing for $10, chances are that A. The purchase could have waited until the next day and B. The person you created the extra work for and kept held up doesn’t appreciate it and probably hates you. Don’t be that person.

“Wait
For
Everything Evil in you
Comes out.”
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If you don’t want fake friends, try not being a flake to the one truly real friend you had. Just saying.
In Keeping Secrets Of Silent Earth: 3. Durr
Totally.
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I’m going o have a corgi for the sole purpose of making it wear pajamas to bed.
GIVE ME ALL OF THEM <3
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Here, let me play you the song of my people, called: Oh Dear Lord, Why Am I Still Awake, This Hour Is Not In My Normal Sleeping Pattern Because I Am Not A Nightblogger.

I really really do
Nah boy, you got no game. Come back when you have a Gyarados.
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